Can you find my
humor?
Show
searching action…you are searching for your humor…then you ask the audience a
question….
Did you see my humor?
A humorous speech competition and I am still
searching for my humor…oh God where can I find my humor?
I went to my wife to ask her if she has seen
my humor.
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She
was giving tuition to her group of students in our building and she found one
boy having a habit of stealing things.
She called the boy’s mother and told her about it. The mother told my wife “Mam thanks, but
please keep this info to yourself…but this habit of stealing has come from his
father”
Respected Judges, Contest Chair and friends.
Good Evening…
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My
wife also has a strict rule for all KID’s “No kid is allowed to use our TOILET”. One day I asked the reason of her rule and
she said “Children need to learn discipline and plan things in advance,” she
replied, so either they come relieved or rush to their home if the urge comes
in middle.
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One
day she saw a 7 year old Rohan very restless and she said, “Aha! You did not do
the Pee 1 (big job) in advance? Rush home!”
Rohan jumped from the
chair, rushed to the door without wearing sleepers headed to lift, as he has to
go from 2nd to 19nd floor……But returned in 3 minutes and
22 seconds.
That’s a world
record, Rohan. This shows your
dedication for your studies. My wife said
No Mam…. When I
pressed the lift button I remembered my mother saying me not to disturb her in
the afternoon sleep so I came back and did the Pee 1 on your door.
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My Father was a Genius Looking to my Handwriting he
pushed me to be a DOCTOR. So I was forced to take science in Grade 12. In Biology practical’s
they asked me to dissect the frog and show its brain. I completely ripped the frog but could not
find one. When my teacher asked me to show the brain …. The Doctor in me said Sir,
it seems that this frog does not have a BRAIN. Thanks to GOD I didn’t became a
Medical Doctor. GOD saved so many lives.
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Later
on I became a Financial Doctor and have started a business in India due to
which I have visiting India quite often.
One day the
immigration officer was in a bad mood and he started interrogating me.
He looked in my
passport, stared at me and asked Mr. Kadri? Hmm … I can see you are visiting
India quite frequently …. What do you do for your living?”
I sell life Insurance
and and it is very important to protect the family …. Blah … blah. I started
delivering my speech and “Persuading him
with Power “ Project P9. Immediately he stamped my passport and said you Go … next
please …
The power of my
industry.
- On one
Saturday a friend of mine called me to go with him to a Police Station When i
asked the reason he said ..... Yesterday i went to a Park with my 4 wives and
12 kids and what ... in the morning my maid said instead of 12 now they are
13. Someone's kid while playing got into my Car and we didn't even notice
till this morning.
Friends what I have realized Humour all
around us and I was wasting my time searching for Humor. It is part of our daily life. We have to understand that Humour is everywhere
and we have to find humor in everything that happens around us.
Reminds me of a poem…
Water Water .. everywhere ….. not a drop to drink.
Humour Humour everywhere …… laugh aloud and let your problem
Shrink.
Last time I was doing
a project and found a a TIMER dozing off (action) . I asked the
Shootmaster sitting next to him to wake him up but he in turn scolded me and said
… “Sorry Mr. Kadri this is because of your speech he has gone to sleep so you
come and do the honors”.
CONTEST Chair Please
wake up.
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