Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Where is Humor ?


Can you find my humor?


Show searching action…you are searching for your humor…then you ask the audience a question….

Did you see my humor?

A humorous speech competition and I am still searching for my humor…oh God where can I find my humor?

I went to my wife to ask her if she has seen my humor. 

-       She was giving tuition to her group of students in our building and she found one boy having a habit of stealing things.  She called the boy’s mother and told her about it.  The mother told my wife “Mam thanks, but please keep this info to yourself…but this habit of stealing has come from his father”

Respected Judges, Contest Chair and friends. Good Evening…

-       My wife also has a strict rule for all KID’s “No kid is allowed to use our TOILET”.  One day I asked the reason of her rule and she said “Children need to learn discipline and plan things in advance,” she replied, so either they come relieved or rush to their home if the urge comes in middle.

-       One day she saw a 7 year old Rohan very restless and she said, “Aha! You did not do the Pee 1 (big job) in advance? Rush home!”
Rohan jumped from the chair, rushed to the door without wearing sleepers headed to lift, as he has to go from 2nd to 19nd floor……But returned in 3 minutes and 22 seconds.
That’s a world record, Rohan.  This shows your dedication for your studies. My wife said
No Mam…. When I pressed the lift button I remembered my mother saying me not to disturb her in the afternoon sleep so I came back and did the Pee 1 on your door.

-       My Father was a Genius Looking to my Handwriting he pushed me to be a DOCTOR. So I was forced to take science in Grade 12. In Biology practical’s they asked me to dissect the frog and show its brain.  I completely ripped the frog but could not find one. When my teacher asked me to show the brain …. The Doctor in me said Sir, it seems that this frog does not have a BRAIN. Thanks to GOD I didn’t became a Medical Doctor. GOD saved so many lives.

-       Later on I became a Financial Doctor and have started a business in India due to which I have visiting India quite often.
One day the immigration officer was in a bad mood and he started interrogating me.
He looked in my passport, stared at me and asked Mr. Kadri? Hmm … I can see you are visiting India quite frequently …. What do you do for your living?”
I sell life Insurance and and it is very important to protect the family …. Blah … blah. I started delivering my speech and  “Persuading him with Power “ Project P9. Immediately he stamped my passport and said you Go … next please …
The power of my industry.

-       On one Saturday a friend of mine called me to go with him to a Police Station When i asked the reason he said ..... Yesterday i went to a Park with my 4 wives and 12 kids and what ... in the morning my maid said instead of 12 now they are 13.  Someone's kid while playing got into my Car and we didn't even notice till this morning.

Friends what I have realized Humour all around us and I was wasting my time searching for Humor.  It is part of our daily life.  We have to understand that Humour is everywhere and we have to find humor in everything that happens around us. 

Reminds me of a poem…

Water Water .. everywhere ….. not a drop to drink.
Humour Humour everywhere …… laugh aloud and let your problem Shrink.

Last time I was doing  a project and found a a TIMER dozing off (action) . I asked the Shootmaster sitting next to him to wake him up but he in turn scolded me and said … “Sorry Mr. Kadri this is because of your speech he has gone to sleep so you come and do the honors”.


CONTEST Chair Please wake up.

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